My recorder ran outta batteries so i had to send it in 2 parts.
June 29, 2011
June 28, 2011
HOLY SHIT man, I just watched the punk promo. My ficking mind was blown. Oh man. that guy is the greatest. I couldnt believe the shit he said. Work or now i dont fucking care. I actually hope to god it was a work. It had to be actually. They could have cut his mic at any time. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. He's our boy!
full report tomorrow
Here ya go, you glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag yesmen, it's the Marshall Matters Show!
This weeks episode has absolutely no negative comments about wrestling. Suffice to say, the show is several minutes shorter than usual, and the impact segment only lasts about 5 hamburger seconds.
I had some technical difficulties this week with the microphone, but I was able to cover everything I intended to, I just had to re-do parts of it. Hopefully you won't even be able to notice.
I realized as I listened back to the show that I say the word "suicide" when Chris Benoit's theme is playing. Oopsie!
cheesy sausage dog with ranch sauce-ily yours,
June 27, 2011
June 26, 2011
Hey man. Sorry for the lack or Rusty Reports. I have been about a week behind on wrestling for a while. I would have a report for you tomorrow but we (the minders) are recording and i dont have time to watch till about tuesday. Well thats not true. Once it gets really boring ill prolly put on some headphones and catch up.
I love your show BTW. it often trumps watching actual wrestling. Please keep it up.
PS. i hope you know that im devastated about cm punk leaving. It's such a bummer. Maren is pissed too. Life sucks
June 21, 2011
Presenting proudly installment 4 in the ongoing fake series about fake sports, in which Capital Punishment, TNA being retarded (again), and CM Punk's Raw announcement are discussed at some length.
Truly yours, Quarter Marshall